In the year 2025 the British government decreed every house hold was to be issue an android helper, this was to reduce the pressures of the daily lives of adults, it was an expensive move and one met with a lot of resistance, androids had quickly become common place, and despite the fact that life had become good for humankind, many believe that a machine that could think in any form was not to be trusted.
Too many science fiction movies for the most part, androids had taken most of the high risk work loads, so the mortality rate of humans due to work related injuries had dropped over the last few years, for those of upper class heritage, they were the first to employ android helpers, the range was anything from House Maid to Opare and a few things inbetween. In a dramatic move to try and raise everyones quality of life, the decision was taken that every household would have a basic model helper android.
The units deployed were a standard Self Aware Android Helper or S.AR.A.H as they were more commonly known. These were basic units that were for all intents and purposes built primarily to be maids or Nanny's depending on their purposing. They were linked to a central cloud server that allowed them to update and become better as they learnt new tasks or language skills, this would then propagate throughout their own self contained network. Of course the decision to allow these updates was entirely up to the user, depending on your level of trust I guess.
I was a 29 year old guy with my own set issues, I made my living writing game guides and creating various video guides, my success came in spates and my failures were often grand, which is why I didn’t exactly like people for the most part. It was Friday morning when there was a knock at the door rousing me from sleep, I stumbled to the door and opened it behind the chain.
“My Alexander Rayheart?” The man asked, a burly kind of guy, big shoulders, balding and looked completely miserable.
“Mm yea, what did I do this time?” I replied, it wasn’t the first time I’d fallen the wrong side of bailiffs through out my life.
“Delivery of your S.AR.A.H unit, sign the sheet and we’re all done” He replied.
I unhooked the chain and opened the door, taking the tablet and signing my name off, the other guy wheeled a large box into my hallway then along with his burly friend disappeared down the hall. I closed the door and replaced the chain. I looked over the box for a moment before heading to my room and getting myself dressed. As I came back I had retrieved my box cutter and made light work of opening the box.
Inside the box was the same bot I’d seen a thousand times over, I vaguely remember the paper work that we were meant to have sent back to make certain customisations, but I never did and so I was left with the bog standard blonde bot. I looked her over for a moment then tapped her temple, there was a whirring and she blinked twice.
“Good morning, I am Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789, please state you’re name for voice recognition and primary owner status,” The android said it a flat rehearsed tone.
“Alexander James Rayheart,” I don’t even know why I gave my whole name it was just an automatic response.
“Good morning Master Rayheart, you are now my primary owner, I will respond to requests using your voice recognition pattern, I can also use biometric telemetry to ensure there is no forgery of this information, it is you’re choice of course,” The flatness in her voice was worse than installing you’re own computer, I guess I had no choice but to run through the start up sequence and have her ready.
“Sure,” I replied, shaking her hand.
“Confirmed, biometric lock is now confirmed, basic setup is now complete, I am Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789 and owned by Master Alexander James Rayheart, please confirm this information is correct,”
“Do I have to call you that?” I’d never remember that name, not for a second.
“My primary designation is Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789, my standard access name is Sarah, however my primary owner may offer any designation they choose,” She replied.
“So I can pick any name?”
“That is correct,”
“Then I think we’ll stick with Sarah,” I replied
“Confirmed, biometric lock is now confirmed, basic setup is now complete, I am Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789, my designation has been updated to Sarah and I am owned by Master Alexander James Rayheart, please confirm this information is correct,”
“It’s correct,” I replied
“Data locked, you can switch to advanced setup, update mode or give me my instructions,” She stood now looking at me, there was something awkward about the way she watched me, I almost felt as if I was been sized up to be shot.
“What does advanced setup do?” I asked
“Advanced setup will require me to connect to you’re home network, I can access any devices on that network to get to know you, build a database of family birthdays and remind you of upcoming details you have stored, I can also access the SARAH network to check for updates to my primary programming, I can do these updates automatically or require your permission,”
“I’d rather you ask before tampering with your core programming,” I stated, it was more a thought I hadn’t meant to speak.
“Setting confirmed, all updates will now be primary owner approved,”
“OK you can connect to the network Sarah, let me know of any updates,” I stated softly
“It may take several hours to check the relevant updates, all updates can be seen as well as my status on my operating tablet, this also contains a copy of my user manual as well as contact details for Nova my manufacturing company should a fault arise,” She made her way to the front room and had already located the router, I was guessing she used WPS to connect to the router as within seconds my computer kicked up the new connection to her.
“I can access you from my PC?” I stated loudly.
“You can access my DCIM directory for any files you instruct me to store, my core drive is protected and cannot be accessed legally, through such fundamental methods, I am bound to report any attempts to breach my core database,” She replied.
“I wasn’t going to, I was just a little surprised my computer found a connection,”
Her programming must have kicked as she was now busy tidying the front room, there was a strange feeling to that, I hadn’t asked her to and yet she was bound to do so, getting used to having her around would be a huge adjustment for me I had lived alone for quite some time, I also became horribly aware of how lost I felt having a female, even an artificial one in the house.
“Sarah how come I was given a female model?” I was kind of curious to see how she would respond.
“Male or Female units are dispatched based on known patterns of the user, you have been single for 4 years 8 months 12 hours based on your social media profiles, this data was used in conjunction with the fact you have no marriage or children records registered to you. It was assumed you would prefer a female unit, despite you failing to turn in the correct paper work. All households must have a S.AR.A.H unit by September of 2026,” She replied, again it was disturbing to know she knew exactly how long I’d been single, though I guess if she had access to my social media profiles it wasn’t too hard for her to track back through the data.
“Well at least they got something right,” I sighed softly.
“You can of course request a male model if that is your preference,” She added as she tossed a pile of dirty clothes into a pile in the doorway.
“Not at all, I’m happy with you,” I replied.
“Sexual preference update complete,” I blinked as she stated a simple function update.
“Are you going to tell me every setting you update?”
“You did instruct me to do so,” She replied, “Also there are currently 403 updates to my interactions database, 11 updates to my AI, and 106 to my learning pattern program, would you like me to list them?”
“Erm, no, will any of them change your personality in any way?” I asked, oddly I was aware that even if they did it was unlikely she would tell me.
“They are mostly updates to my ability to understand people as a whole based on data uploaded by other S.AR.A.H units, none of them will interrupt our relationship, they may cause a slight adjustment to my interactivity with you,”
“Do you upload data to them?” I asked quickly
“Yes, I am obligated to upload interactions data, location data and your current system settings for me,” She replied.
“Can I stop you upload any personal data, beyond those things?”
“Any settings from my primary owner supersede those of my base program, unless they directly conflict the health of the unit or my primary owner,”
“Send what you need to but do not include any personal data beyond my name, I would prefer to know the government aren’t peering into every aspect of my life,”
“Upload preference update complete,” She replied
“Updates are now in progress, I am required to go into passive standby to ensure updates install correctly, I will be offline for 8 hours,”
“OK, I’ll see you then,” I replied with nod, she made her way to the corner where she sat, plugging herself into the mains her eyes closed and that is where she remained.
Too many science fiction movies for the most part, androids had taken most of the high risk work loads, so the mortality rate of humans due to work related injuries had dropped over the last few years, for those of upper class heritage, they were the first to employ android helpers, the range was anything from House Maid to Opare and a few things inbetween. In a dramatic move to try and raise everyones quality of life, the decision was taken that every household would have a basic model helper android.
The units deployed were a standard Self Aware Android Helper or S.AR.A.H as they were more commonly known. These were basic units that were for all intents and purposes built primarily to be maids or Nanny's depending on their purposing. They were linked to a central cloud server that allowed them to update and become better as they learnt new tasks or language skills, this would then propagate throughout their own self contained network. Of course the decision to allow these updates was entirely up to the user, depending on your level of trust I guess.
I was a 29 year old guy with my own set issues, I made my living writing game guides and creating various video guides, my success came in spates and my failures were often grand, which is why I didn’t exactly like people for the most part. It was Friday morning when there was a knock at the door rousing me from sleep, I stumbled to the door and opened it behind the chain.
“My Alexander Rayheart?” The man asked, a burly kind of guy, big shoulders, balding and looked completely miserable.
“Mm yea, what did I do this time?” I replied, it wasn’t the first time I’d fallen the wrong side of bailiffs through out my life.
“Delivery of your S.AR.A.H unit, sign the sheet and we’re all done” He replied.
I unhooked the chain and opened the door, taking the tablet and signing my name off, the other guy wheeled a large box into my hallway then along with his burly friend disappeared down the hall. I closed the door and replaced the chain. I looked over the box for a moment before heading to my room and getting myself dressed. As I came back I had retrieved my box cutter and made light work of opening the box.
Inside the box was the same bot I’d seen a thousand times over, I vaguely remember the paper work that we were meant to have sent back to make certain customisations, but I never did and so I was left with the bog standard blonde bot. I looked her over for a moment then tapped her temple, there was a whirring and she blinked twice.
“Good morning, I am Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789, please state you’re name for voice recognition and primary owner status,” The android said it a flat rehearsed tone.
“Alexander James Rayheart,” I don’t even know why I gave my whole name it was just an automatic response.
“Good morning Master Rayheart, you are now my primary owner, I will respond to requests using your voice recognition pattern, I can also use biometric telemetry to ensure there is no forgery of this information, it is you’re choice of course,” The flatness in her voice was worse than installing you’re own computer, I guess I had no choice but to run through the start up sequence and have her ready.
“Sure,” I replied, shaking her hand.
“Confirmed, biometric lock is now confirmed, basic setup is now complete, I am Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789 and owned by Master Alexander James Rayheart, please confirm this information is correct,”
“Do I have to call you that?” I’d never remember that name, not for a second.
“My primary designation is Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789, my standard access name is Sarah, however my primary owner may offer any designation they choose,” She replied.
“So I can pick any name?”
“That is correct,”
“Then I think we’ll stick with Sarah,” I replied
“Confirmed, biometric lock is now confirmed, basic setup is now complete, I am Self Aware Android Helper number 34229789, my designation has been updated to Sarah and I am owned by Master Alexander James Rayheart, please confirm this information is correct,”
“It’s correct,” I replied
“Data locked, you can switch to advanced setup, update mode or give me my instructions,” She stood now looking at me, there was something awkward about the way she watched me, I almost felt as if I was been sized up to be shot.
“What does advanced setup do?” I asked
“Advanced setup will require me to connect to you’re home network, I can access any devices on that network to get to know you, build a database of family birthdays and remind you of upcoming details you have stored, I can also access the SARAH network to check for updates to my primary programming, I can do these updates automatically or require your permission,”
“I’d rather you ask before tampering with your core programming,” I stated, it was more a thought I hadn’t meant to speak.
“Setting confirmed, all updates will now be primary owner approved,”
“OK you can connect to the network Sarah, let me know of any updates,” I stated softly
“It may take several hours to check the relevant updates, all updates can be seen as well as my status on my operating tablet, this also contains a copy of my user manual as well as contact details for Nova my manufacturing company should a fault arise,” She made her way to the front room and had already located the router, I was guessing she used WPS to connect to the router as within seconds my computer kicked up the new connection to her.
“I can access you from my PC?” I stated loudly.
“You can access my DCIM directory for any files you instruct me to store, my core drive is protected and cannot be accessed legally, through such fundamental methods, I am bound to report any attempts to breach my core database,” She replied.
“I wasn’t going to, I was just a little surprised my computer found a connection,”
Her programming must have kicked as she was now busy tidying the front room, there was a strange feeling to that, I hadn’t asked her to and yet she was bound to do so, getting used to having her around would be a huge adjustment for me I had lived alone for quite some time, I also became horribly aware of how lost I felt having a female, even an artificial one in the house.
“Sarah how come I was given a female model?” I was kind of curious to see how she would respond.
“Male or Female units are dispatched based on known patterns of the user, you have been single for 4 years 8 months 12 hours based on your social media profiles, this data was used in conjunction with the fact you have no marriage or children records registered to you. It was assumed you would prefer a female unit, despite you failing to turn in the correct paper work. All households must have a S.AR.A.H unit by September of 2026,” She replied, again it was disturbing to know she knew exactly how long I’d been single, though I guess if she had access to my social media profiles it wasn’t too hard for her to track back through the data.
“Well at least they got something right,” I sighed softly.
“You can of course request a male model if that is your preference,” She added as she tossed a pile of dirty clothes into a pile in the doorway.
“Not at all, I’m happy with you,” I replied.
“Sexual preference update complete,” I blinked as she stated a simple function update.
“Are you going to tell me every setting you update?”
“You did instruct me to do so,” She replied, “Also there are currently 403 updates to my interactions database, 11 updates to my AI, and 106 to my learning pattern program, would you like me to list them?”
“Erm, no, will any of them change your personality in any way?” I asked, oddly I was aware that even if they did it was unlikely she would tell me.
“They are mostly updates to my ability to understand people as a whole based on data uploaded by other S.AR.A.H units, none of them will interrupt our relationship, they may cause a slight adjustment to my interactivity with you,”
“Do you upload data to them?” I asked quickly
“Yes, I am obligated to upload interactions data, location data and your current system settings for me,” She replied.
“Can I stop you upload any personal data, beyond those things?”
“Any settings from my primary owner supersede those of my base program, unless they directly conflict the health of the unit or my primary owner,”
“Send what you need to but do not include any personal data beyond my name, I would prefer to know the government aren’t peering into every aspect of my life,”
“Upload preference update complete,” She replied
“Updates are now in progress, I am required to go into passive standby to ensure updates install correctly, I will be offline for 8 hours,”
“OK, I’ll see you then,” I replied with nod, she made her way to the corner where she sat, plugging herself into the mains her eyes closed and that is where she remained.